Ted Cruz Saves America Coloring Book. Seriously

Are you kidding me?  I thought this was a joke but I should have known better as Presidential wannabe hopeful Ted Cruz's hubris is exceeded only by his ego.  So much so that now he authorized the printing of a comic book so our youngsters will grow up thinking he's a hero not to be lived without like Superman; saving America, one constituent at a time.  I can hear little Tommy now "without Cruz we'll be doomed Dad!' 

Designed with pretty butterflies (what kid doesn't love butterflies) and kids happy to get on a school bus, it's essential to throw in some religion.  After all don't we want the kiddies fear the wrath of God and envision lightening bolt if they don't believe in Cruz?  Then you have to include a shotgun because they play shooting videos every day and even if they have no clue what the 2nd amendment is, they will psychologically link Cruz to playing with guns.......and you have a delightful brainwashing method to coerce every kiddie to love him from a young age. 

omggggg this guy.  I willing to be they'll be graciously donated to every Mission and food pantry and heavily Hispanic neighborhoods.  Luckily parade season has passed us by.  Thank goodness for small blessings.

I wonder if our founding fathers would have approved of such silliness?  I know if I see any of these in my Christmas stocking this year, I'm certain to give it the honor and respect it truly deserves - to ignite the logs in my fireplace and line my bird cage.  Comical?  Yes it is.

Hat tip WaPo:

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OMG! Is right! Unbelievable EGO!!! We certainly don't want him in an oval office....

Can you believe that crap?!  I'll guarantee you they'll be on the tables in shelters and food banks everywhere.  What' next?  A "ted cruz is our savior" Halloween costume?  They're children, for cryin' out loud.

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