Last night I was sitting on my front porch and was treated first to a classical howl from a coyote (the alpha coyote) within seconds yipping sounds from a good sized pack could be heard. Soon the yipping stopped and the final sound was a squeak of a rabbit. You see this is the method coyote’s use to first scare the poor little rabbit who then makes a fatal decision to buy in to the fear and run for it. Works every time in favor of the coyote.
I am telling you this story because I thought it a perfect analogy that we are treated each and every day to packs of coyotes in Washington, D.C. and pundits who let the coyotes feast first with hopes that they will be awarded the scraps for their part in trying to frighten and manipulate us.
Like any packs you will surely find the de facto alpha and then little wannabe alphas each with a place in the hierarchy of the pack. At the very bottom are the young, the old and those viewed by the fill my gut first not deserving of even scraps. The most important thing to the top alphas is that the pack yip when directed. Coyote politics.
In the realm of the political O has been convinced by weak alpha’s that surround him that he is the superb specimen of alpha male. We little rabbits know he is feckless. So why do his little alpha’s seemingly not understand? I believe it is because they know they will suffer bone crushing wounds. In fact some alpha’s who tried to break rank learned quickly that this would be their fate. Once a bone crushing wound on one has been made the little alpha’s more than willing to allow the super alpha to feast at his leisure while they looked on. The big alpha feeds his belly until it is bloated and then struts around for all to witness.
We little rabbits know that we are prey to all this. We will suffer wounds. Our homes/dens are not safe from the whims of the alpha led coyote packs of government. Frankly the thought we have a safe haven seems over but that is not a fate we should allow ourselves to buy in to.
We conservative rabbits are the smarter rabbits for we will go down fighting use our smarts and make reasonable decisions under pressure while the progressive rabbits will attempt to curry favors from the packs of coyotes in hopes they will not be their dinner. It is the progressives that are the coyotes first choice for a meal you see it is the progressive rabbits that are plump and easy pick-ins many ooze fat. Coyote packs love fat.
Stay strong, smart, lean and mean my patriot rabbits for the coyote packs once they have picked clean the plumb progressive rabbits understanding that we conservative rabbits are not easily flushed coyote alpha’s turn and will feed on each other and bone crushing wounds abound. Many will limp off into the sunset licking their much deserved injuries.
Moral let the silly self serving alpha coyotes yip and howl we little patriot rabbits will make a meal of them at the voting booth. Stealth constitutional rabbits that is all we need to prevail.
I hope that my fellow conservative constitutional member will not take offense at being likened to a strong, smart, lean and mean bunny :).